(Episode 10)

"Oh, Jeeze, I hurt your feelings."

"No, no, I'm good. I don't hurt easy."

"I can't believe I'm going to say this, but...I'm sorry, okay? I shouldn't judge you based on simplistic stereotypes derived from intellectually shallow but commercially popular novels and movies. Just because you have different tastes than mine, which I happen to find repulsive and totally terrifying, doesn't mean you're not entitled to be treated with respect."

"Apology accepted."

"You can have this blood-stained tissue if you want."

"Cool. No girl has ever given me such a generous gift. I will wear it next to my heart, raising it to my lips every time I think of you."

"Okay, that's confusing. Now I don't know whether I should be flattered or scared out of my gourd."