CHAPTER 54: A WOULD-BE PROM QUEEN (EPISODE 12) "Whatcha writing, Gramma?" "I'm working on my memoir, Honey." "Am I in it?" "Do you want to be?" "Sure. But could you make me like the most popular prettiest girl in high school, and the only reason I wasn't elected prom queen was because of all the mean things that were said about me by vicious small-minded sluts and guys that aren't fit to carry my books." "Actually, Sweetheart, memoirs are supposed to be factual." "Oh." "I thought they were for political pay backs."