1.22.2010

CHAPTER 54: A WOULD-BE PROM QUEEN

(EPISODE 12)

"Whatcha writing, Gramma?"

"I'm working on my memoir, Honey."

"Am I in it?"

"Do you want to be?"

"Sure. But could you make me like the most popular prettiest girl in high school, and the only reason I wasn't elected prom queen was because of all the mean things that were said about me by vicious small-minded sluts and guys that aren't fit to carry my books."

"Actually, Sweetheart, memoirs are supposed to be factual."

"Oh."

"I thought they were for political pay backs."

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