(Episode 13)

"Whoa, your standards have really risen. But I have to tell you, the immortal ones are very hard to find."

"And then they're mostly super-heroes running around in these dorky outfits. I mean, hello? Who chooses their clothes? Do they really think some girl is gonna want to go out to the movies with somebody in tights and a Speedo?"

"Oh, I'm sorry. I'm being insensitive, aren't I? Are you okay? Good."

"Now take me, all I ask is that they have two eyes, a nose, two legs...I don't even care what planet they're from, as long as they have all the usual equipment.

"Speaking of which, his seem to be intact. Can I have him if you're done?"

"You don't know what you're asking."

"Oh. He's got baggage, huh? Double darn."

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