In the Ratchet Kitchen, Alice is preparing for Valentine's Day with her best friend, Mikey Small.
Alice: "Ewww. Henry! That is so gross. Mom told you not to do that."
"Shut up, Pipsqueak. It's empty anyway. Hey, are those cookies?"
"You leave those alone, Henry, or I'll tell Mom. They're for our friends."
"Okay, okay, don't have a cow. They look pretty good, though. Do you think I could have one to give this girl at school? I want to impress her and I don't have any money to buy her anything."

"Well, okay, but just one. We'll wrap it for you."
Mikey: "Did you tell him they were made of playdough?"
"No. It'll be a surprise."
3 comments:
BWAH! Yeh, that girl is gonna be inpressed! Snort!
Well, Henry deserves a little comeuppance, don't you think?
Ha! Poor Henry, lol! That's a good surprise!
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